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Shitgluer

Not to be confused with shit glue, a shitgluer is a profession or job description. When shit falls apart, it is a shitgluer's responsibility to put it back together.

Shitgluer may not necessarily use real glue, but can if he or she chooses. Also, the thing that fell apart may not be exactly the same after the shitgluer has completed all tasks, but it will function effectively.

Job difficulty increases in extreme cases, such as when the shit hits the fan.
The birthday party will be a failure because he doesn't know how to plan party. It will be for shit.

"I know, let's call the shitgluer!"

The project is not done and the shit's gonna hit the fan because the boss is on her way!

"Better call the Shitgluer!"
by agnafarraige December 1, 2011
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Shitler Stash

Fucking a chick in the ass, then pulling out your shit covered dick, and wiping it above her upper lip. Giving her the look of a "hitler stash" or in this case a "Shitler Stash".
My girlfriend's shitler stash is thicker than your regular stash.
by cubfan14 November 20, 2009
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shitlery

a hairy,smelly,lesbo bitch who looks and smells like shit
by dyke buster December 8, 2003
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Shitfluencer

Person who seeks to and becomes an influencer by explaining shallow points in a subject with the goal of gaining authority, then spreading largely bullshit about said subject.

Shitfluencers typically later engage in trashing or trolling the subject they shitfluence on.
Erik and Roger are shitfluencers who raised to fame promoting Bitcoin. Then they trashed and trolled Bitcoin with Bcash and promoting false "babies will die" narratives.
by TokenHash August 23, 2019
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Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler
Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler
by Actionman of first battalion September 15, 2009
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Shitler Mustache

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.
when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!
by tony February 24, 2004
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Shitler

It's like Hitler, only worse.
My landlord is such a shitler busting my balls all the time.
by GmanAllright March 15, 2009
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