Shitgluer 

Not to be confused with shit glue, a shitgluer is a profession or job description. When shit falls apart, it is a shitgluer's responsibility to put it back together.

Shitgluer may not necessarily use real glue, but can if he or she chooses. Also, the thing that fell apart may not be exactly the same after the shitgluer has completed all tasks, but it will function effectively.

Job difficulty increases in extreme cases, such as when the shit hits the fan.

The birthday party will be a failure because he doesn't know how to plan party. It will be for shit.

"I know, let's call the shitgluer!"

The project is not done and the shit's gonna hit the fan because the boss is on her way!

"Better call the Shitgluer!"

Shitgluer by agnafarraige December 1, 2011

Shitler Stash 

Fucking a chick in the ass, then pulling out your shit covered dick, and wiping it above her upper lip. Giving her the look of a "hitler stash" or in this case a "Shitler Stash".

My girlfriend's shitler stash is thicker than your regular stash.

Shitler Stash by cubfan14 November 20, 2009

shitlery 

see Hillary Clinton a piece of shit

a hairy,smelly,lesbo bitch who looks and smells like shit

shitlery by dyke buster December 8, 2003

Shitfluencer 

Person who seeks to and becomes an influencer by explaining shallow points in a subject with the goal of gaining authority, then spreading largely bullshit about said subject.

Shitfluencers typically later engage in trashing or trolling the subject they shitfluence on.

Erik and Roger are shitfluencers who raised to fame promoting Bitcoin. Then they trashed and trolled Bitcoin with Bcash and promoting false "babies will die" narratives.

Shitfluencer by TokenHash August 23, 2019

Gaydolf Shitler

Pertaining to a person who is as gay and shitty as Adolf Hitler. Usually the person thinks he is as mighty as Hitler, but everyone else knows he's just a gaydolf shitler

Why does Keith always claim all time QB? he sucks at throwing.

I know man....what a gaydolf shitler

Gaydolf Shitler by Actionman of first battalion September 15, 2009

Shitler Mustache 

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.

when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!

Shitler Mustache by tony February 24, 2004

Shitler 

It's like Hitler, only worse.

My landlord is such a shitler busting my balls all the time.

Shitler by GmanAllright March 15, 2009