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shit-fart separator 

The shit-fart separator (AKA shitfart separator) is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shit-fart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shit-fart separator usually results in dry farts.
I had bad diarrhea, and my shit-fart separator was in overdrive.

My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.
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Shit Fart Separator 

AKA SFS The shit fart separator is the divice inside your ass that separates your shit from your farts. Without this divice everything turns into a shart.
Dude are you trying to fart.
No man im testing my shit fart separator.

shit fart seperator 

The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.
Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs

Shitfart Separator 

The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts
I had the Big D, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.

My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004