Shit Race

A competitive event where two people attempt to complete a defecation in the fastest time, while occupying adjacent bathroom stalls. Also known as a Brown Derby, after the Wimpy desert.

Ian just beat me hands down in a Shit Race. Either that or he just fired a shotgun into a bucket of livers in there.

by Lord Chief Justice June 24, 2005

shit like a racehorse

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.

After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006