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crack flapper shit 

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.
"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"

"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"
crack flapper shit by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

Shitclapper 

Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.

This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.

Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."

YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
Shitclapper by MntyTnt January 11, 2015

shitflipper 

Oh look he’s wearing shitflippers instead of trainers
shitflipper by Llama πŸ¦™ March 18, 2021