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shit flap 

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".
BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"
shit flap by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008
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shit flap 

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius
shit flap by rob April 26, 2005

shit flap 

A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.
"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".
shit flap by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006

shit flap 

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.
When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.
shit flap by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

shit flap 

The buttonned up flap of fabric on the rear of old fashioned red long john's
I had to go so bad, I barely had time to unbutton my shit flap and get outta the tent!
shit flap by Long Jim October 24, 2005

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.
Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.
I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.
shit flapper by Johnlange January 13, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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