shit flap

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008

shit flap

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius

ur such a fucking SHIT FLAP!

by rob April 26, 2005

shit flap

A metal flap installed at the bottom of the bowl of a chemical or pit toilet, which blocks out unwanted odors. The flap is hinged and sprung in such a way as to only open when a certain amount of weight is applied to it.

A common accessory for this device is the stoker - a small stick which is used to manually operate the flap, should it for some reason fail to open.

"I say, Thomas, would you be so kind as to pass over a stoker, I have produced a rather large stool which has become lodged in the shit flap".

by Eliott Remington IV April 13, 2006

shit flap

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.

When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

shit flap

The buttonned up flap of fabric on the rear of old fashioned red long john's

I had to go so bad, I barely had time to unbutton my shit flap and get outta the tent!

by Long Jim October 24, 2005

Sloppy Finger Shit Flap

When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.

Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!

by Mr. Bigbird July 12, 2011

shit flapper

A dried piece of dog shit that accumulates on near the ass of a dog. The shit flapper will open and close as the dog has to fart, or take an additional shit, much like the cover on the smokestack of a diesel truck.

I've got to cut the shit flapper off my dogs ass, it's starting to crumble onto the floor.

by Johnlange January 13, 2017