In order for the shit exchange to properly take place, the receiver must be performing a three-point balance on his/her head. The "shitter" then takes a massive dump on the receiver's asshole and then uses a large wooden dowel to push the shit into the receiver's ass.
Optional additions to the shit exchange can include:
-oral cleanup
-re-shit exchange (receiver becomes shitter, and performs the shit exchange with the original shitter's shit back into the shitter's ass)
Optional additions to the shit exchange can include:
-oral cleanup
-re-shit exchange (receiver becomes shitter, and performs the shit exchange with the original shitter's shit back into the shitter's ass)
James: I just ate three straight Mexican meals and i have to take a huge dump.
Paul: Well why dont you just give me the ol' shit exchange then we can clean it up with our tongues and then maybe have some gay anal sex.
Paul: Well why dont you just give me the ol' shit exchange then we can clean it up with our tongues and then maybe have some gay anal sex.
by Philip Ochrango December 06, 2007
The exchange rate between the words used in the "I don't give a ___" phrase. In a recent treaty between all English-speaking nations, it has been determined that there are:
2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit
and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
2.71828183 shits per one fuck
3.14159265 damns per one shit
and 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots per one damn
Brett: You see that cloud up there? It doesn't give a fuck about your existence _or 2.71828183 shits or 3.14159265 damns or 5.02734907 x 10^5 hoots.
Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.
Or
Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!
Girl: wow you really don't care about me
Alex: Wow, you know the entire hoot-damn-shit-fuck exchange rate.
Or
Boy: I don't give two fucks about your feelings!
Girl: wow you really don't care about me
by Vyplnit December 07, 2011