When you go into a workplace bathroom as soon as you sit down someone walks in and you feel obligated to pause (and blow your nose, fidgit with your phone or cough) before relieving yourself until you hear the door swing shut
I am sick of having to shit pause every 30 seconds when some peckerhead walks in and takes forever to piss or just standing at the mirror.
by avanillafacedman November 20, 2015
the moment immediately after you realize you completely forgot something very urgent and important. You then freeze in your tracks think for a second then mutter OH shit and run off.
joe- "hey sally i want to ask you something important"
sally- "okay sure wh.... oh shit!! *runs off*"
joe-"where are you going?"
sally- {no response because she it already to far away}
later that day
Will-" hey joe you ask out sally yet?"
Joe- "i almost did then she had a oh shit pause and ran off"
will- "that sucks"
sally- "okay sure wh.... oh shit!! *runs off*"
joe-"where are you going?"
sally- {no response because she it already to far away}
later that day
Will-" hey joe you ask out sally yet?"
Joe- "i almost did then she had a oh shit pause and ran off"
will- "that sucks"
by DW3120 February 2, 2009