Shiruken

An anime boi that likes to eat a lotta salt, and starts speaking salt.

"stop it dude, you're being a shiruken"
"oh god I ate so much salt, I think I'm becoming a Shiruken"

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shirken

The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.

Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"

shirken by Kwatter June 24, 2014

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A GIANT DICK PUNCH FROM STREET FIGHTER THAT FUCKS YOU IN THE MOTHER FUCKING ASS

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A very disabled thing, person, animal....watever

It is a great insult to be called a shruken.

See also shruken hawk

"Ha Ha lookin' like a shruken for runin' into the trash can!"

shruken by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

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A person that is very unfair or mean, especialy to disabled or clumsy people

hater

"Man! All I did was trip, you need to quit bein' such a shruken hawk, and stop "

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