shinjid

While recieving oral sex from a female with braces as your penis goes deep into her throat a pubic hair gets caught in a brace causing immense pain. ¡Success!

-Dudeee, fucking Becky was blowing me and I totally had a shinjid last night!

-That blows dude!

-Haha you said blows!

shinjid by Duscory Misher November 10, 2008

Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai! 

A somehow popular phrase said by Gold Experience Requiem (Giorno Giovanna's requiem stand) after activating it's ability "Return to zero" while Diavolo was erasing time, translates to: "You will never reach truth"
The phrase is usually used only as a reference but sometimes it can be used to hide something that you know from others, jojo fans or not.

Person A: How did you do that?
Person B: Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!

Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai! by Frosted Fool December 3, 2019

shinji nut 

A Shinji Nut is a nut busted beyond your better judgement, resulting in the realization that you are so fucked up.
Named after Shinji Ikari, the Shinji Nut is a kind of post-nut clarity.

Busted a Shinji Nut last weekend to a video of Tom’s mom. I still feel like a broken man.

shinji nut by pncregretsupreme May 16, 2019

shinji kinnie

a virgin incel infp Who has mental illness

“im a shinji kinnie….”
“wtf”

shinji kinnie by borinq June 25, 2021

shinji kinnie

Shinji kinnies relate to Shinji Ikari from Neon Genesis Evagelion and need help, therapy anything because they all have depression.

Shinji kinnies need help lol.

shinji kinnie by akira101 July 10, 2021

shinji kinnie

a depressed mf with severe daddy issues and quiet demeanor. a very anxious person because they were abused/neglected emotionally in some way as a child, and it's now interfering with their social and cognitive abilities. lots of sad people on the internet refer themselves as "shinji kinnies".

that guy has been sitting there spiraling staring at the wall with his earbuds in for three hours. he's def a shinji kinnie

shinji kinnie by yourmominator January 24, 2022

Shinji Ikari

Definition 1: The main character of the anime "Neon Genesis Evangelion"

Definition 2: Fapping to a person comatose person in a hospital

For Definition 1:
Person 1: Who's that guy riding the robot
Person 2: Oh, that's Shinji Ikari

For Definition 2:
Person 1: Hey im gonna pull a Shinji Ikari
Person 2: Dude, you need some serious help

Shinji Ikari by A Local Idiot October 11, 2020