Shinglepoob 

The act of defecating off ones roof, wiping your buttocks with a shingle, and slapping a friend in the face with said shingle.

Skyler broke my cats leg so i mounted up for the shinglepoob.

Shinglepoob by Dr. Poob November 12, 2010

shingledoorf 

A sound made by pressing ones ear flat against another's stomach and then pulling away.

Emma: what the fuck was that sound!?
Holly: A shingledoorf
Emma: it sounded kind of like a tiny armpit fart.

shingledoorf by suedomisn June 9, 2016

singlephobia 

prejudice or negative beliefs against single people, or fear and hostility of being single

"Those 2 couples were so rude to me when I was at the coffee shop. They were staring at me differently because I enjoyed going single. Seems like they got a case of singlephobia."

John needs to find a mate real soon. He often suffers from singlephobia.

singlephobia by techyartsyman52 December 4, 2020