black person: ayy yoo waduup blood whatchoo be doinnn creepin up in ma crib in da hoood suck ma D u trick ayasss hoee fashizzle make me some coornbrayyyeddd with fried chicken n COO laid aight?
-- i cant understand a damn thing that shfartza is saying!!
When you Shit, Fart, Piss and Cum at the exact same time.
Only a handful of events in the past have beenrecorded where a mortal human have successfully shfarpisicumd which includes the time when Julius Caesar got stabbed by his homies.
Person 1: "Why didn't Joe come to school today?"
Person 2: "Oh he got caught yesterday while giving himself a fellacio and he shfarpisicumed when his parents were called"