(Noun.) The practice of writing about one’s unhappiness or emotional problems on social media, especially in a vague way, in order to attract attention and sympathetic response.
The act of simultaneouslymasturbating and crying your eyes out. This is usually due to depression and desire for sexual companionship. Although not necessary to fall under the category, some find it useful and economically efficient to use their tears has a substitute lubricant AKA slippery sauce.