Seyfert

Name of a God in the PSOne game "Tales of Eternia (JP)" / "Tales of Destiny II (US)".

God of Creation Seyfert.

by badjoe April 27, 2010

Sneaky Seyfert

When one is in an automobile, and takes a 4 week old delopadated chowder bag full of warm chowder and slaps their passenger in their face causing chowder to explode on their face and mouth and causing them to vomit perfusly.

Paul gave Zach a Sneaky Seyfert after Paul banged his girlfriend.

by Seymore August 1, 2006

seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.

Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Seyfer

The person who always has a smart ass comment when you're talking, they seem to be the quiet person, but inside they are genius. A Seyfer is loved by everybody, even though he dislikes everyone. Seyfer=Total Badass

Yo I was at Hu-Hot and a Seyfer was working at the grill. He gave me some other kids vegetables and told me to not get the dessert tonight.

by DLeg92 June 12, 2011

Seifert

Being majorly pompous and unusually full of yourself, this word is common around the Jersey Shore. No one is sure of the origins.

The drum major at school was acting pretty seifert on Friday night. He thought he was something special.

by OCnDT July 24, 2007

seufert

An unusually long butt hair growing near the anus, often covered in onwiped feces.

Dude Sam is asleep I am going to put my seufert on his face. Get your camera ready.

by Moononite January 15, 2016

seiferth

Some of the craziest bitches you will ever meet! Loud, proud, and honest, most importantly full of the girl next door .... kind of. A girl whom every one needs to meet atleast once in their lives.

I was with the Seiferth girls last night and GOD DAMN!

So i met this chick and I could have sworn she said she was a Seiferth!

by nipple donger December 17, 2008