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sexual harrassment 

When you're trying to have intercourse with a ladyfriend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
I was pounding Cindy last night when Scott Patton came up and began his sexual harrassment of me. I couldn't stay hard with that asshole tickling my balls.

sexual harrassment panda 

a panda the teaches a harrassmeant class

sexual harassment panda 

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

acceptable sexual harassment 

When a seemingly formidable right-wing candidate for Supreme Court Justice or a President of the United States sexually harasses women.
It became clear to me that there are some forms of acceptable sexual harassment.

Sexual Harrisment

What School Teachers, Staff, and all School Adult members say to any given member of the student male population when they are anywhere within the distance of 4 inches from any given member of the student female population.

Also known as "Sexual Harassment"
Billy: So Jane, I'll see you after school ok?
Jane: Ok billy, i love you.
*They hug and kiss*
Teacher: BILLY, IM REPORTING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARRISMENT!
Billy: What? shes my girlfri-
Teacher: Thats a referral for disrespecting authority by talking back to your teacher, and sexually harrising a girl!

meta sexual harassment 

Where you would normally say something that could be construed as sexual harassment, you instead mention that you can't say it because it could be considered sexual harassment.
Person 1: OH MAN! Where do I send your Funny Guy Award???
Person 2: I'd tell you but then I'd have to go to sexual harassment training
Person 1: nice meta sexual harassment.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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