The sexual position involving at least 6 inches of snow on the ground, a rickety sled, and a slutty broad. Lay said slutty broad on old rickety sled at the bottom of a very steep hill. Proceed to undress down to your birthday suit and prepare for your sexpedition. Now that the ground work is complete, finally thrust the slutty broad all the way to the top of the hill where you cum on her face to mark your victory of the completion of the sexpedition.
Kevin: Dude I just did the Mount Everest Sexpedition!
Tyler: No way! How did that go?
Kevin: Well I made it..... but i cant say the same for her......
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noun
1.
a journey undertaken by an individual or a group of people with the particular purpose of sexual conquest & or competing against others in seducing the opposite sex on mass.
"many of the sexpedition competitors have overcome rigorous obstacles"
"Join my Sexpedition tonight, slay some hoes"

"After, my gf left me I went on a sexpadition. It was Tom, Dick & Harry who had invited me. That night Dick went home early with a brunnette. Tom got 5 numbers & went home with an alluring blonde, winning the $250 bet. while Harry failed to have any luck whatsoever"
by BennyIam April 29, 2014
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when a person goes in there “hoe phase” and sleeps with as many people as possible
“omg fuck tanner he just broke up with me”

“didn’t you cheat on him?”
“idccccc fuck tanner, let’s see some hotties on tinder i’m going to have a sexpedition
by Not Caden from school January 13, 2023
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Skip courtship go straight to marriage so you can have sex.
Ernest is a devout Christian who does not believe in sex before marriage. He often will sexpedite a relationship to marriage to have sex.
by MzShay ZaireRae March 26, 2018
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