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sexpatriate 

1) A person who changes their gender (see: transgender shemale)

- or -

2) A person who changes their sexual preference.
Example 1

Samwise: "Wow! Look @ the tight lil ass on that girl..."

Frodo: "Samwise you idiot! That waitress is a sexpatriate! That used to be Legolas!"


Example 2

Marcus: "Damn...she's tight - she was seeing that nicca Tray, but I heard they broke up"

LaTasha: "Keep it movin', Marcus - she's a sexpatriate now - lesbo to the core."
sexpatriate by Mr. Peezee January 8, 2004
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Sexpatriate 

Rich, but rednecked White Men are getting fed up with Feminism in the West, therefore they becoming sexpatriates and going everywhere, finding conservative and docile womens who can they take control of
Sexpatriate by Sir. B October 28, 2024

expatriate

A citizen of one country living in another.
In the early 1900's, Paris was the home of many American expatriates.
expatriate by gregbo October 10, 2003

expatriate

I'm not sure what new hip meaning it has now, but in whiteyville it means:

One who used to live in this country but now lives in that country.
Sean Penn used to live in America, but he moved to France, because he's a hippie expatriate.
expatriate by Whitey the First October 8, 2003

expatriate

A person living outside his or her country.
The American expatriates in Paris are gay.
expatriate by grab October 10, 2003

expatriate myopia 

a form of blindness resulting from having travelled to a remote part of the planet, under very difficult conditions, only to realise that there's a tour group there. Expatriate myopia causes you to not see the tour bus, the group or any individual that may remotely come from where you're from. It's often accompanied by deafness. Usually contracted by backpackers...
Diane developed expatriate myopia in Bakit Lawang, having arrive there after a 23 hour bus trip, only to find that every room was taken by Australian Year 12 students on schoolies.

Sexpatriation 

the expulsion, by a roommate's (or in some cases underinhibited friends') sexual activity, of one from one's bedroom, apartment, and country for the purposes of uninterrupted coitus and, in the case of the sexpatriate, the pre-emptive avoidance of awkward encounters arising as a result of accidental exposure to the genitals of said roommate or friend.
"I can't walk in on Mitch pounding his fat girlfriend again, my heart won't take it, what should I do?"

"Have you considered sexpatriation?"
Sexpatriation by Hnzosan030 April 19, 2009
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