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nibba sex cheese 

yo jeremy ate a nibba sex cheese
nibba sex cheese by allahcheeese November 16, 2020

melon cheese sex 

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.
i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.
melon cheese sex by crazipaco February 6, 2009

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) 

you need tape.
person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

cheeseburger sex 

when the woman's vagina is crammed with cheese burger ingredients aka pickles lettuce cheese beef etc
as well the outer flap of the vagina being covered in sesame seeds the man will proceed to have sex forcing the woman to eat the leftovers on his penis
damn girl i had cheeseburger sex last night with tiffany she bit my dick off
cheeseburger sex by rohsie cunt October 9, 2020
The cheese that a male produces at the end of sexual intercourse.
Oh no, Jim you've got sexcheese on the bed again, clean it up before the kids come in!
Sexcheese by EarlyBtw April 21, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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