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sex cheese 

The foamy amalgams of semen and fluid that urp out of a vagina during and shortly after intercourse.
"I usually keep an old towel handy to sop up all the sex cheese my girlfriend leaks on me."

"That's cool, I usually just use a dirty sock."
sex cheese by maxaminus May 11, 2009
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nibba sex cheese 

yo jeremy ate a nibba sex cheese
nibba sex cheese by allahcheeese November 16, 2020

melon cheese sex 

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.
i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.
melon cheese sex by crazipaco February 6, 2009

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex) 

you need tape.
person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

cheeseburger sex 

when the woman's vagina is crammed with cheese burger ingredients aka pickles lettuce cheese beef etc
as well the outer flap of the vagina being covered in sesame seeds the man will proceed to have sex forcing the woman to eat the leftovers on his penis
damn girl i had cheeseburger sex last night with tiffany she bit my dick off
cheeseburger sex by rohsie cunt October 9, 2020
The cheese that a male produces at the end of sexual intercourse.
Oh no, Jim you've got sexcheese on the bed again, clean it up before the kids come in!
Sexcheese by EarlyBtw April 21, 2021
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