serial disliker 

A person who clicks the little red thumbs-down icon on EVERY YouTube video they watch (even videos which have no perceivable reason to be "disliked" at all), purely for the sake of doing so. It's believed that most serial dislikers suffer from a form of OCD currently unknown to science. No one knows who these people are, particularly since YouTube doesn't keep any record of who dislikes what, so research cannot be undertaken.

These people don't necessarily hate the video, but will still click "dislike" just for fun, especially if said video has no dislikes at all yet. They then delight in watching the comment section fall to ruin as a direct result of their interference, with highly intellectual and imaginative responses such as "1 person is gay", or "1 person should jump off a cliff", or "Justin Bieber made a new account to dislike this video" appearing in it.

Furthermore, the less "likes" a video has, the more devastating are the actions of the serial disliker, due to YouTube's like/dislike bar being based on the proportion between likes and dislikes, rather than on actual numbers. 1 dislike shows up as a much bigger chunk of red on the bar for a video with only 3 likes, than for one with 150. In the former case, it's much more noticeable and the commenters' outrage is slightly more justified, though in the latter case, the reactionary comments take on forms not unlike "the dislike bar is the size of Justin Bieber's penis", which is inexcusable.

Someone disliked my video of a drunk guy falling into a trashcan! Must be a serial disliker.

serial disliker by Jimmy91ST July 7, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012