(noun) A plump boy usually in his pre-teens. He is tanned with disgusting body hair that resembles a teen age war wolf. His hair is dark and unkempt with at least 3 immigrants nesting in it.
(verb) when you accidentally shit yourself and you are not wearing underwear, thus trying to let the turd go out the leg of your pants
(verb) when you accidentally shit yourself and you are not wearing underwear, thus trying to let the turd go out the leg of your pants
girl: "do you smell that?"
man: "no hurry lets keep walking"
girl: "did you just selover? I saw it come out!"
man: "O.O ...no"
man: "no hurry lets keep walking"
girl: "did you just selover? I saw it come out!"
man: "O.O ...no"
by apple johnson February 14, 2008
(noun): the condition of one's genitalia in which they are exceptionally large and sexy, not to be confused with selover penis. One is said to have selover balls if random woman will suck on them just be glancing at your sack.
by Shelover February 14, 2008