When you can freely admit to the fact that you're a living, breathing wanker. Life is full of downs and absolutely zero ups when you fall into this category, due to your incessantly wanky aura clouding up the place.
If you're a self confessed wanker and you know it... clap your hands.

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by ACunny October 8, 2023
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