Seldovia

A beautiful young lady who attracts the best of the worse type of guys...shes smart and funny but cant win at anything....really sucks at tetris

i totally went on a seldovia winning streak on tetris last night i won like no games and i was playing alone.

Seldovia by MISTI titty shirt April 29, 2011

Seldovia SteamShovel 

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.

John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.

Seldovia SteamShovel by The Sexacutioner October 26, 2018