secret slut

A person who seems like a goody-goody. They dress very modestly, are plain looking, and seem quiet. However secretly they are a huge slut and that's why guys go for them.

Girl A: Do you see that guy with Anne? What does he see in her she's so plain!
Girl B: He only likes her cause she's a secret slut
Girl A: Ohh wow I had no idea!

by pifsda October 3, 2009

secret slut

someone who engages in a long term secret affair with a neighbor, friend, or acquaintance.

Did you hear he is a giant secret slut? They were bumpin' uglies for 10 months before we found out!

by dragonsnake June 10, 2009

secret slut

some of low character; some one lacking virtue and honor. It should be noted that this person is not suspected of these crimes of chastity

A: You will never believe what I just found out!
B: ?
A: You remember Susie, that real quiet girl? Apparently she's been hookin' since she was old enough to drive.
B: I never would've suspected her of being a secret slut! She seemed like such a nice girl

by dragonsnakelover June 11, 2009

Secret Slut

A variation of secret santa, in which a group of sexually frustrated males are blindfolded. Then, a group of disgustingly pregnant bimbos subsequently pull down the oblivious males trousers. The winner of this stupendous game is who can guess is sucking them off the quickest.

I can’t wait for our office Christmas party, this year we’re playing secret slut!

by The human egg December 18, 2018