a scottish dumbass that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car
*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*

ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10

ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard

Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator

sol:i only have my knife

ben(to cole): HOOOT!

cole:HOOTOT

ben:HOOOOOT!

bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
by harrrissson robberrrts July 13, 2009
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1. Scumbass; an insult to someone who's really scummy.
2. Scum-bass; A scummy bass. Har Har.
1."Man, Rachel Sharron is not only a beezo, but a scumbass as well.
2."Whoah dude, look at that squirrel, you scum-bass!"
by Incognito_bito December 21, 2004
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