Scraglets: The resultant build up of turd caused by refusing to
wipe ones arse after taking a shit.
Eventually leading to a critical build up known as
Bum Chaff.
Bill was a stubborn old hairy eye-browed
bastard, he refused to wipe his wrinkled old arse and kept fighting off John the
midget care assistant.
'Get your fiking hands off my arse you little
prick' screamed Bill whilst fighting off a toilet paper armed John
'Bill...Bill for fucks sake let me wipe your shitty arse, otherwise the scraglets are gonna build up..'