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Schuylkill Punch by bumblebeeme August 11, 2009
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Schuylkill Valley High School
A small high school located in Leesport, PA. Best known for rednecks, fuckboys, and the one teacher that got arrested for having sex with one of his students. Contrary to popular belief, our academic courses suck, our teachers scream at us, and we sob on the bathroom floors. We are highly competitive in our sports, and how much sex we have. Everybody is high on weed or Xanax, and no one sleeps. It is a circus, go Panthers.
Schuylkill Valley High School by snakesneedlovetoo March 12, 2018
Schuylkill
1. A river in southeast Pennsylvania, dividing Philadelphia into West Philly and Center City. It's a tributary of the Delaware.
2. The Schuylkill Expressway, or I-76, also known as the Sure-kill Expressway. An entirely inadequate, dangerous road that connects Philadelphia with the western suburbs and the Pennsylvania turnpike. Expect delays at any given hour, often for no apparent reason. Traffic will suddenly slow to 20mph so that drivers can gape at a bit of interesting debris on the side of the road.
Note: No one from outside the region can pronounce the name of the river. It's not Shooey-el-kill. It's not Skully-kill. Say "SKOO-kul", or "SKOOL-kill", to be proper. Blame some explorer from the Dutch East India Company who could barely find the thing and called it Schuyl Kil, or "hidden creek".
2. The Schuylkill Expressway, or I-76, also known as the Sure-kill Expressway. An entirely inadequate, dangerous road that connects Philadelphia with the western suburbs and the Pennsylvania turnpike. Expect delays at any given hour, often for no apparent reason. Traffic will suddenly slow to 20mph so that drivers can gape at a bit of interesting debris on the side of the road.
Note: No one from outside the region can pronounce the name of the river. It's not Shooey-el-kill. It's not Skully-kill. Say "SKOO-kul", or "SKOOL-kill", to be proper. Blame some explorer from the Dutch East India Company who could barely find the thing and called it Schuyl Kil, or "hidden creek".
The eastbound Schuylkill's backed up at the Conshohocken curve, with a gaper delay slowing things down from Montgomery to Girard.
Schuylkill by . April 14, 2004
Schuylkill Valley
Located in Leesport, Berks County PA, Schuylkill Valley is most associated with Schuylkill Valley School District. SV, as it is called by the locals, (also known as "Scuz Valley")is a proud little school with a big heart, and bigger balls. So what; the football team is useless but they try, rednecks still where their confederate flag novelties to school, and teh nearest and hottest party spot is McDonalds. There are a lot of positives too; The wrestling team is good, the panthers are kick ass mascots to sport on sweatshirts, and we could have uglier colors than red and black. So we may be a small, random array of students and locals, but we have a big heart for our little nobody school and our little nobody towns. GO PANTHERS!
Schuylkill Valley by JerseyIrish April 23, 2009
Schuylkill County
The hub of all things coal region! Skooks are awesome people who live in this little county of pennsylvania. Passtimes include many many bush parties up in the woods and lots of drinking!
Schuylkill County by coalregiongirl04 March 13, 2005
Schuylkill Mary
A word commonly heard when being asked if someone wants to play the game "Screw, Kill, Marry"
or
When you're tapping a girl from behind and her face hits the wall, leaving a scuff mark similiar to those found on the Schuylkill Expressway.
or
When you're tapping a girl from behind and her face hits the wall, leaving a scuff mark similiar to those found on the Schuylkill Expressway.
Check out those three girls over there, schuylkill mary?
So I was doing this girl doggystyle and her face hit the wall. Left a big black mark, man do I love a good Schuylkill Mary!
So I was doing this girl doggystyle and her face hit the wall. Left a big black mark, man do I love a good Schuylkill Mary!
Schuylkill Mary by Rosa Tiffany Parks February 4, 2010
scumkill
Any act which culminates in the elimination of society's degenerates e.g., bullies, child pornographers, pimps, drug-peddlars, gangsters, rapists, street thugs, etc. these kind of people are worthless and all they do is ruin lives, so scumkill isn't murder, it's a good tool that the government should use.
Hey look at that thug beating up that old women. i say we have a game of Scumkill.
Yeh, lets. it always gets things going.
Yeh, lets. it always gets things going.
scumkill by BadLieutenant July 29, 2004