I scratched your back so you have to scratch mine.
Bob: The ice chest is almost empty.
Dave: Go get some more then.
Bob: I did the beer run last time. Schoolyard rules.
Dave: Dammit.
by madmaxxx March 15, 2005
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Definition 1: Someone, usually in elementary school, who insults others, will exclude them from their games, etc.

Definition 2: Someone who takes it up the ass in a schoolyard. These people are usually identifiable by their hard grip on the chain link fence and their excessive screaming.
Example 1: Piss off Tommy, you don't even know the rules to soggy biscuit!

"Stop being such a schoolyard bitch, Ralph"

Example 2: I hear Esmerelda is willing to be the schoolyard bitch this week for 5 bucks.
by JohnnyTest69 February 1, 2016
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An Hispanic male, usually a laborer or gardener.
The Julio-Down-By-The-Schoolyard that does the lawns didn't show up today. That makes twice this month.
by dannyb April 25, 2005
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1. Someone in elementary school who will exclude you from their games and activities.

2. Someone who gives themselves up on a schoolyard.
1. "No, you can't play tag with us Tommy! We don't like you." "Stop being such a schoolyard bitch Brad."

2. I heard Jill snuck onto the schoolyard last night and was willing to be the schoolyard bitch for 5 bucks a pop.
by JohnnyTest69 February 2, 2016
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A name ultra-conservative talk radio personality Michael Savage gave to Ann Coulter in one of his rants about her. Although there is no formal definition for this word and the only reference we have of it being used is from Michael Savage, we can infer that it is derogatory and unflattering. So even if we don't know the precise meaning of the word, at least we know that Ann Coulter best fits the description of a schoolyard hag.
Look at that post-operative transvestite schoolyard hag dressed as a conservative in order to pedal books that pander to her right-wing friends.
by Serao July 4, 2010
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