school chair 

A really really really inappropriate euphemism.

"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"

school chair by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013

School Chairs 

The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.

Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?

Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.

School Chairs by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020

Cairns State High School 

The one school in Cairns that might exceed the very low bar set by the other schools. Most who go there without being in the catchment are pretentious arts students whose bragging about being "the best school in the state" is as loud as the Loves's buses at their stop drop and go area at the end of every school day.

Cairns State High School dominated the Eisteddfod today
>"smh of course they did" - the other schools, probably.

Cairns State High School by LORD MASHIE October 29, 2021