When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.
Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.
by Dirty donkey puncher October 13, 2005
Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.
by fifi wifi May 6, 2022