Schkabon 

street term for bullshit.

"Im not falling for that schkabon again!"

Schkabon by Ballsdeep6021 July 22, 2009

Schkaboink 

When a girl in front of you is leaning on you legs, and you open your legs quickly so she falls back into your lap.

Me and Kathy were sitting at a group picnic when I schkaboinked her.

Schkaboink by Commieslayer1776 October 3, 2021

Schlabonk

When you bonk, but with a wind up.

"Schlabonk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Schlabonk by Saturn Mist December 22, 2025