Scary Bears

the act of pooping or the state of the poop in question

"Where have ya been, dude?"
"Scary Bears"
"Oh gotcha"
or
"Was it a good poop?"
"It looked like scary bears"

Scary Bears by DrRodimus March 29, 2015

scarebears 

Using ones breasts and nipples for frightening attacking bears as they appear as large eyes, thus confusing and intimidating the bear. Similar to animal mimicry like "false eyes" on a butterflies wings.

It's an attacking bear, I will use my scarebears on the bitch...behold!

scarebears by scarebearanalyst October 2, 2010