A skinny brown guy who think he good and always ballin'. Claims that every girl who ever glances at him is into him. Guy also claims the he big with his money and says 'bandz' proclaiming that it'll pay off rest of his life, when really it's only a small rubber string holding a non-bandz value. He think he drake and he think he be driving that acura. But he really just from Bangladesh, and atrophies, real quick.
Guy1: 'Yo, I met a brown guy, he was real skinny and gave the impression that we was top dog. He was waving an ultra thin wad of cash claiming with a rubber string to keep it together. He wanted and acura.

Guy2:' Really? Man, what a Saumik!'
by OB Brien February 27, 2015
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