Gandhi's sandle

Something of extreme dryness, bitterness and unpleasant odour.

Dude, what happened last night? I woke up this morning and my mouth was like "Gandhi's sandle"

Gandhi's sandle by Dr_GmanG September 23, 2011

Sandoe 

likes it in the butthole but sometimes in his/her right ear, i dont kno why the right ear but thats just how it is. ouch i stubbed my toe goddamit :(
i like chicken especially when its crumbed with that real nice crummy stuff coz i am a sexy beast and i am "the bees knees" and also "the best thing since sliced bread".

"shoot that sandoes kgone and uncrumbed my chicken again, crikey one day all those sandoe's will pay for this crap i have to put up with every day" :(

Sandoe by king o' crunk January 31, 2005

Sandor selfie 

Taking a picture of ones penis, preferably in a classroom

Send me a sandor selfie

Sandor selfie by Ennieknol July 4, 2022

Sandos sunday 

Suck a nigga dick or summtin

It's sandos Sunday

Sandos sunday by Crooklynn October 7, 2020

Sandle Surfing 

The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.

Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.

Sandle Surfing by AtheosAeternus October 6, 2016

Sandor Selfie 

Taking a picture of someone’s penis without them knowing.

If you don’t give me 10 dollars, I’ll send everyone that Sandor selfie I took of you.

Sandor Selfie by Badkarma1277 February 6, 2024

Emeli Sande 

Highly Overrated singer(with normal singing skills) who sounds shit live but morons think is better than Beyonce.

Amy: Her performance at the Olympics was peak..
Callum: Who?
Amy: Emeli Sande of course!!
Callum: Oh that hype?? Her voice sounded like she had a cold; always does....only sounds great in the studio like Rihanna

Emeli Sande by Truthbespat April 2, 2013