salty taco

When a promiscuous female enjoys herself a sexual encounter in which the male releases inside of her, only to have an encounter soon thereafter with another male who (unknowingly) enjoys the fruits of her previous labor, straight from the source.

In layman's terms: some horny dumbass finds a slut willing to play and goes down on her after she's freshly fucked another dude and still has his jizz in her.

He was so drunk that he eagerly went down on her and ate her salty taco, previously tainted by his buddy.

salty taco by bigtexwanker December 15, 2009

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Salty Taco Dick

What you tell people you really mean when you say that you have an STD. Which really isn’t much better than having an actual STD..pretty much a lateral move.

Devin: Hey Chris, Linda told me that you have an STD. Really unfortunate, I’m sorry to hear that.

Chris: No no, I don’t have an STD, it stands for salty taco dick.

Devin: Oh..ok tight.

Salty Taco Dick by Kenny and Dan February 28, 2019

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Salt rimmed taco

When you excrete feces on a toilet at the exact same time you drink alcohol and snort a line.

Man, I was at the comedy club, and the restroom was right next to the stage where this dude was bombing, so I decided to spice things up with a salt rimmed taco.

Salt rimmed taco by Whatisyourexcuse May 26, 2018

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sa1tytaco

A tiktoker which is really nice and friendly! Cares for others and is so amazing!

sa1tytaco Is such a nice person, amazing, caring, and loving

sa1tytaco by From purpledclip (TT) May 23, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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