A type of chocolate candy cooked by Chef on south park (played be r&b singer Isaac hayes). the name leads to many double entendras on the show, making it a recurring gag during the episode "chef's chocolate salty balls", as well as appearing on the CD "chef aid: the south park album"
*song chef sings while selling his candy
hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth
ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em
hey everybody have you seen my balls?
they're big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quck pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth
ooo, suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em in your mouth,
put em in your mouth and suck em and suck em
by Chef aid April 16, 2007
by Rob ONeill January 12, 2005
When you go swimming in the ocean with only a bathing suit on. Then the ocean water evaporates leaving your balls laden with salt. The friction generated when the salty ball(s) rub against your leg causes painful burning afterwards.
Guy 1: Dude why aren't you keeping with the pack we have only been walking on the beach for 2 minutes.
Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).
Guy 3: Duuudddeee.
Guy 2: I went swimming earlier in the ocean and now I got vicious SBS (Salty Ball Syndrome).
Guy 3: Duuudddeee.
by markexton June 2, 2009
by A Tall Man Named Bababooey May 6, 2021
A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
by xXxDUKF4K3RxXx November 21, 2015