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Safety Flush 

1. The act of flushing the toilet after taking a large dump or dropping multiple logs, but before wiping or finishing multiple logs, in an attempt to break up the volume the toilet has to handle. In effect, to safely flush a large dump without clogging the toilet.

2. A preemptive flush before taking a dump to see if the toilet will safely flush
"Bob, I need to use the bathroom after you, make sure you use a safety flush!"
Safety Flush by Manroot October 19, 2019

Safety Flush 

To flush the toilet for a second time after laying the load to ensure there is no residual shit left behind.
Rob, taking a shit at his friends house, took an extra Safety Flush to flush the residual shit.
Safety Flush by GarrettProxima July 13, 2012

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The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.
"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."