sad sandwich 

A sandwich that is made using the two ends of a loaf of bread when everything else is gone

Someone left the ends of the bread in the fridge, and didn't bother to buy more.. now I have to make a sad sandwich ='(

sad sandwich by Jolin415 March 25, 2011

Sad Ham Sandwich 

A sad excuse for a person
A mediocre person
ham, ham sandwich

My husband is a sad ham sandwich.

Sad Ham Sandwich by Total Man201818 May 18, 2018

sidsandwich 

wen you put a swedish guy between two bits of bread

troy: nat will you make me a sidsandwich?

nat: sure thing troy, you want cheese on it too?

troy: hell yh

sidsandwich by troymusefan May 3, 2007