Sad coma

When you are so sad that you cannot move

Your friend calls you a liar and you become so sad you're in a sad coma

Sad coma by LStorey13 February 11, 2019

Sad coma

A sad coma is when you become so sad and depressed, that you fall down a spiral of depression and don't have the willpower to move from your bed/couch/floor/pile of trash.

Friend 1: Have you see Chelsea recently?
Friend 2: No, I heard she is in a sad coma and is refusing to move from her bedroom floor.
Friend 1: Aw.

Sad coma by Disappointmxnt February 17, 2019

sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

sad coma by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019

Sad coma

Sad coma
One form of clinical depression, when a person is depressed to the point of immobility, unable to get up and do the functions of normal daily life.

"What's up, dude? You haven't been to classes or the dining hall for three days."
"I'm in a Sad coma, man I'm deeply bummed out. I can't think, I can't eat, I can't even get out of my room.
Dude, this is serious. You need to get help. Lemme give you the number of my therapist. I've been where you are, and he really helped.

Sad coma by Telly Watt-Amagonadou February 16, 2019

sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

sad coma by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019