When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.
by SAM1 October 14, 2013
The action of pouring Vadka into someone's butthole, setting it on fire, and proceeding to have sex with it.
by Taint Lover October 26, 2015