A cold shit hole on a fucking ice cap that people actually call a country. Most Russians are drunk,violent,stupid,rude and needs to stop dreaming of the past and sucking on Lenin's dick.
If you are a Russian that still supports the (DEAD)USSR and its beliefs, then you are a SOVIET PIG!
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Russia is the world's largest nation with a fascinating history and culture. It has achieved much eg. defeating Nazi Germany, sending the first satelite and man into space, and inventing the Kalashnikov rifle and Tetris. Russia is one of the only major powers that has the balls to say America is destabilising the world.
Slava Rossiyi! Slava Rodinu!

Glory to Russia! Glory to the Motherland!
by TheRussianBlade March 08, 2007
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Country that pretended to be yugoslavias friend throughout all the european wars, and now pretends to be an ally of serbia. Altough they profit from every time they "save" serbia and former Yugoslavia. One such example being the Kosovo crisis, when they entered Pristina (Kosovos Capital) and demanded money from America. They got paid, and left, the end.
Serb : "Russia will save us!!!"
2 seconds later, shot in the head
by SerBSPeeD September 25, 2005
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Russia is Nazi state in Asia. Russia are full with pidarasi which are ill with HIV and Aids. Russia is always poor.

99 % of Russians are stupid cunts. Also Russian Nazi leader Putin is known as pidar.
-What is the biggest Nazi state?
-It is Russia!
by norussianoproblem May 13, 2009
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The country where most of the mysterious fofudia wearers live. All they do nowadays is defending the primordial Russian/Orthodox(christian)/communist ideology* on the web against their eternal enemy the West and its mercenaries from Ukraine, Georgia & Baltic states, as you can see in the definitions below. In their spare time they laud the Luminary Putin.

* Can you imagine people who love the last czar shot by the commies and the commies themselves? Or people that join what they think is Christianity with what they think is heritage of their pagan ancestors? Well, it's how they are, the mysterious fofudia wearers.
1) Who's now playing jazz, will bought be by the West!
2) Blame the Jews if there's no juice!
(Russian f-wearers usual sayings)
by Pstchan September 14, 2007
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Russia is a country starting in the east of europe and covering almost half of the asian continent. In its history it has fought many wars, and for those who say its peaceful now, and that it is "thebestomfg", go read some fucking recent news! their recent invasion and take - over of a neighboring country shows the true face of the Syberian Tiger.
vodka (what?! its good, w/e you say, you cant deny that)
Nico Bellic :P
First to be in space both women and men
largest stock of Weapons of Mass Destruction
Invasion of Georgia, recently
Communism in the past
Killing the economics of many countries in the past, and recently too
hate (other side doesnt like them too though....) for the west - not all of russians, but the propaganda in the news...
strictly controlled by government
main history events:
defeat of Nazis
Stopped by the Poles, while advancing against the west in 1920
consumed many countries, such as poland, ukraine, lithuania etc. in their communist past
Afghanistan invasion - big mistake
cold war against the west
Wages war on terror, more succesfully than the U.S
gigantic economics trouble in the past, now a strong economy
conquered by the Mongols, defeated them after a couple of centuries
Mafia hits no.1 businessman in Russia, shock (1930's) in the press

by Mort eind the medic! October 23, 2008
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An enormous, cool, proud, but also extremely impoverished country that takes up half of the European and Asian continents.
The Russians gave us a lot of cool stuff, like borscht, vodka, and cossack hats. A pity that Yeltsin had to run the country into the ground.
by Tom Olbermann December 03, 2006
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