The act of waiting for someone (usually a roommate you hate) to fall asleep, and then shitting on both sides of their pillow so that no matter which way they turn their head while sleeping they get covered in your feces creating a dirty shit-beard. It helps to eat a gratuitous amount of Taco Bell beforehand.
Chris- "man, did you see Brant? He looked like Rick Ross if his beard was made of diarrhea"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"
Rob- " Yeah I gave his sorry ass a Turkish Roommate, that cheesy 5-layer burrito looks good on him though"
by cockaflockaflames June 18, 2011
When living with roommates this is a tax that all roommates share with another. It is when one roommate needs a favor or just calls it for shits and giggles. However, it can only be used once a month. When a roommate calls roommate tax it MUST be followed through with unless life threatening. The roommate being called roommate tax on can not call the same tax on that roommate. Not until next month.
I had a really long day at work today and don't want to make super, I call roommate tax on Mike to make supper!
I don't feel like doing my laundry... hey Mike, I call roommate tax for you to do my laundry.
I don't feel like doing my laundry... hey Mike, I call roommate tax for you to do my laundry.
by A-Malogna June 16, 2010
No, we are not in fact San Francisco roommates.
by automaton5 January 4, 2008
One who refuses to shower for months at a time, leaves hair trimmings in a plastic bag under his pillow, steals your food, listens to loud music with paper thin walls, dances naked through the halls while you're tryin to get some, and when he leaves he takes only a back pack full of clothes and leaves the rest of his stuff for you to move out for him. Also addicted to WoW and techno and expensive online porn.
The only benefit of all this being the bonfire of his stuff when you finally have the balls to enter his EPA declared Disaster Zone of a bedroom.
The only benefit of all this being the bonfire of his stuff when you finally have the balls to enter his EPA declared Disaster Zone of a bedroom.
What would you call that kid? Always smelt bad, never showered, stupid WoW kid...
Roommate from hell?
Exactly
Roommate from hell?
Exactly
by You Know Who...You Owe Me August 12, 2009
A vine of girl on the phone walking down the street "and they were roommates"
the guy saying "omg they were roomats"
the guy saying "omg they were roomats"
the girl; "And they were roommates"
the guy sitting on the stairs by his door "omg they were roommates"
the guy sitting on the stairs by his door "omg they were roommates"
by ALLHAILJUNKOENOSHIMA June 2, 2023
Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)
This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.
This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.
"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."
by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008
by BongusBoingus December 2, 2021