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romantard 

a person who is too stupid to distinguish between romance and realtiy.
Kelsy: "do you want to go to the movies with me?"

Brent: "yeah sure, i'll invite some mates"

Kelsy: "cool! im so excited for our date!"

Brent: "lul what? you're a romantard.."
romantard by flabby abby November 16, 2010
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romantard 

A romantard is a delusional person that believes roman reigns is a good wrestler and has good mic skills dispute the fact that world lobed different . Romantards are known to be combative whenever someone tells the truth that roman reigns sucks
Hey Mike klient did you see that romantard post that roman reigns can actually wrestle? Yeah forest he's delusional
romantard by Mike client January 29, 2015
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When someone is doing a job they have no ability or qualifications for but like to tell qualified people how to do their job.
That idiot was telling me how to do my job like a real rontard.
Rontard by Pelltier July 12, 2018
For someone to be a random retard. A person we don't know, but the only thing we know about them, is that they're a retard. Hence the term, "Rantard."
> GTA Online <
Rantard: *dies*
Heist Host: Fucking rantard. The guy jumped out of the Kuruma almost at the end here and smacked a tree then died. Nice!
Other Heist Associate: Fucking random retard.
Rantard by Kush N' Mangoz February 1, 2017

romantrick 

-the courting done by a seemingly smitten man with the intention of trapping a woman against her best interest and/or putting her in an uncomfortable position.
He seemed to pursue her with such sweetness and sincerity, but his romantrick intentions went against her body and will.
romantrick by connie m July 11, 2011

Romtardation 

A very severe case of mental retardation, with side effects like Romnesia.

Symptoms include flip-flopping, and babbling about binders full of women when he is so retarded he forgets he doesn't have any.
Oh my god! Mitt Romney's Romnesia is so severe, he has Romtardation! We must install a Romney chip on our nuclear missiles so we can recall them when he flip-flops! That is, if he becomes president!
Romtardation by Unorthodox Dude October 29, 2012

Rontarded 

When someone is so inept at life that people with developmental disabilities make fun of them.
David: Did you see that toothless guy looking at toothbrushes?

Trevor: he must be Rontarded.
Rontarded by Jar of Flies July 12, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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