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rolly polly

Fat ass who rolls in your crib, eats all your food and takes their stumbling ass somewhere else.
Damn yo, jermaine is such a rolly polly, he ate half the fridge and went to Herman's.
rolly polly by chi-chi123 June 9, 2005
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Rolly Polly

When an over-weight woman places her fat rolls on the mans penis and proceeds to jack him off with her fat rolls.
Dude, I just got a rolly polly by that fat bitch on our hall.
Rolly Polly by Jobinhammer101 December 2, 2009

Rolly Polly

Running over a kid in a wheelchair with your motorized vehicle (ie. electric scooter, car, motorized wheelchair)

(bonus points if the kid is polish or has polio)
Judge: you have been charged with the crime of rolly polly
Driver: he was asking for it
Rolly Polly by teck deck August 4, 2019

Rolly Polly

A person who masters the game monopoly
Hes won again! Hes literally rolly polly!
Rolly Polly by Annsj November 3, 2023

Human Rolly-Polly 

Sexual act involving the connection of a human beings face to their own bung hole. Knees and elbows are folded in to simulate proper rolly-polly position.
That dude was so desperate for action he gave himself the human rolly-polly.
Human Rolly-Polly by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

human rolly polly 

When 3 guys have sex on skatbords and they roll with every hump.
Look there's those human rolly Polly's fucking again
human rolly polly by Ragugang March 6, 2019

Rolly Pollies 

In slang refering to the Police also used rollers
I was on the block when i got blurped by the Rolly Pollies.
Rolly Pollies by Jizzo Fortanel July 22, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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