Roelof

Damm i gave that bitch the roelof last night
by Up the arsh May 31, 2018
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Roelof

Wow thats a Roelof
by Keesvanderspek May 10, 2022
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Roelof

A name which is a misspeling of rolaefdf, which secretly is the actual name of anyone who says they are called Roelof.

He is a mean, annoying, little baby cunt.

His job is to ruin the Minecraft servers of small kids because he is an asshole.
Wow, that was an annoying little cunt.
Yeah, it probably was a Roelof.
by BroodjeXlIsVeryStupid May 17, 2022
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Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.
That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.
by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024
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