rizor

To cause a Rizor, one's demands must not only be rejected but has to cause a scene such as temper tantrums similar to a failed, to self proclaimed, rejected protege of hobbit porn when exiled from the family burrow.

"I can't believe I did that and I am ashamed of that Rizor."

To be an alleged Rizor. One must consume massive amount weed and ice then scrap their own taint or gooch if you will,then fish hook the in closest proximity. It is mainly used as a mating ritual.

" That shit is gross did you witness that Rizor in the murder Mart restroom."

by Flash-Prophet July 26, 2018

Razorfart

A fart that exits the body painfully, such that the farter would rather hold it in than expel it.

Due to last night's vigorous session of cowboy buttsex, I have a wicked case of razorfarts.

by Bogrimm October 11, 2017

Rick Riordan

The king of cliffhangers and the best writer in existence. If you don’t know who he his get off of your f-ing phone and go to the library you couch potato

Rick Riordan you cheeky troller

by Greekgeek001 April 11, 2019

Rick Riordan

A master troll who always has sassy replies(most of the time). He tortures fans with his heart stabbing feels and cliffhangers.

Rick Riordan threw Percabeth in tartarus.
Enough said...

by Lame gurl November 12, 2013

riporoni

Riporoni: A stage of ones existence where they encounter a deathly experience substantially worse then the usual Rip.

Dude I just broke my collarbone, riporoni...

by Riporoni123 December 7, 2016

Rick Riordan

Evil troll, throw ships into pits, enjoys killing people and making people cry.

Me: I'm gonna kill Rick Riordan
Friend: Why?
Me: Eathan is dead, Luke is dead, Becandorf is dead, Selena is dead, Percabeth is in Tartarus, Bianca is dead, Zoe is dead, Octavian is alive
Friend: Octavian is alive, isn't that a good thing?
Me: *sobs* No! He is evil!!! no one likes him!!!

by fangirl47 May 15, 2016

Hank's razor

If you have a sociological phenomenon with a seemingly unrelated correlation being theorized, it can be better explained by socioeconomic status.

Hank's Razor states that people who play racket sports liver longer, because they're rich and can afford healthcare, not because they play racket sports.

by SinginWes July 10, 2023