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To cause a Rizor, one's demands must not only be rejected but has to cause a scene such as temper tantrums similar to a failed, to self proclaimed, rejected protege of hobbit porn when exiled from the family burrow.

"I can't believe I did that and I am ashamed of that Rizor."

To be an alleged Rizor. One must consume massive amount weed and ice then scrap their own taint or gooch if you will,then fish hook the in closest proximity. It is mainly used as a mating ritual.
" That shit is gross did you witness that Rizor in the murder Mart restroom."
rizor by Flash-Prophet July 26, 2018
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Razorfart 

A fart that exits the body painfully, such that the farter would rather hold it in than expel it.
Due to last night's vigorous session of cowboy buttsex, I have a wicked case of razorfarts.
Razorfart by Bogrimm October 11, 2017

Rick Riordan 

The king of cliffhangers and the best writer in existence. If you don’t know who he his get off of your f-ing phone and go to the library you couch potato
Rick Riordan you cheeky troller
Rick Riordan by Greekgeek001 April 11, 2019

Rick Riordan 

A master troll who always has sassy replies(most of the time). He tortures fans with his heart stabbing feels and cliffhangers.
Rick Riordan threw Percabeth in tartarus.
Enough said...
Rick Riordan by Lame gurl November 12, 2013

riporoni 

Riporoni: A stage of ones existence where they encounter a deathly experience substantially worse then the usual Rip.
Dude I just broke my collarbone, riporoni...
riporoni by Riporoni123 December 7, 2016

Rick Riordan 

Evil troll, throw ships into pits, enjoys killing people and making people cry.
Me: I'm gonna kill Rick Riordan
Friend: Why?
Me: Eathan is dead, Luke is dead, Becandorf is dead, Selena is dead, Percabeth is in Tartarus, Bianca is dead, Zoe is dead, Octavian is alive
Friend: Octavian is alive, isn't that a good thing?
Me: *sobs* No! He is evil!!! no one likes him!!!
Rick Riordan by fangirl47 May 15, 2016

Hank's razor 

If you have a sociological phenomenon with a seemingly unrelated correlation being theorized, it can be better explained by socioeconomic status.
Hank's Razor states that people who play racket sports liver longer, because they're rich and can afford healthcare, not because they play racket sports.
Hank's razor by SinginWes July 10, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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