Truckers Rivet

When you hold a poo in for so long when long haul trucking that the poo starts to form a head like a rivet for the constant pounding

I’ve been holding on to this shit for so long its become a truckers rivet.

If I hold on to this shit any longer I’ll need a claw hammer to pull out this truckers rivet

by Bobonthis1 July 23, 2021

ring rivets

A bad case of piles.

"Ooh Cecil, me ring rivets are causing me grief, I can't sit down!"

by mbkid23 August 21, 2006

rivet cock

Small male genitalia, resulting in a penis that resmbles a rivet when erect.

saw penfolds cock last night he only has a rivet cock,have seen a bigger walt on a mouse

by shaftshagnasty July 13, 2008

Rosie the Riveter

Some steroidal bitch with a hammer.

I wanted to have sex, but she got all Rosie the Riveter on me and I was like "nah."

by Titanic-Barracuda Inc. April 25, 2009

rivet head

A belittling term used for scenesters who listen to the bastardized, watered-down sub-genres of Industrial music.

Das Bunker in LA is full of rivet heads who think Ministry is Industrial.

by fasciitis May 14, 2005

rusty rivet

slang in england for arsehole or rusty bullet hole

she loves it when i stick my finger up her rusty rivet

by andrex August 7, 2008

Riveting tale, chap.

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".

Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.

by Wienie Kong October 1, 2009