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a small bad ass town in southern cali. its pretty bad ass..more bad ass than compton..just not as advertised. theres a little of everything pretty bitches, gays, lesbos, party people, thugs, potheads, immagrants and so. everyone is chill and if your from there..youll talk about it and rep it proudly just for the heck of it.
texan:"you dont look like your from here.."

rialto kid:"nah im from cali"

texan:"what part of cali?"

rialto kid:" Ri-al-to!"

texan:"never heard of it.."

rialto kid:"you should go sometime..its way better than your whole state put together"

texan:"go back to your city then if its "better" than here!"

rialto kid: "sure thing."
*off to rialto!*
rialto by babycakezamaze June 2, 2010
a boring little town in southern California, that only exist to the ppl that live in it, also know as r-town, near fontucky, and san berna-gheto, once was orange trees as far as the eye could see
A nuclear bombs could go off everywhere in California, and rialto would be the only town to survive it.
rialto by Bob Bakwards January 5, 2008

the rialto

A place of great exsitence from were the the good kharmatic vibes flow freely and fully from. The planet align and send peace waves to. and the greetest veiw of the skyline may be achived form the roof.
Dude u cnat go in the rialto right now the gods are meeting

railtown 

A place in which you can take a girl to have real nasty sex.
Hey ma! You tryna let me take you to railtown?
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Dick realtor 

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.
That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.
A conman licensed to steal. It doesn't matter to a Realtor who gets screwed as long a as they get thier commision . When the bubble burstes and every one else is losing all they have the Realtor crawls back under a rock, and gets off scott free.
What do you call a Realtor, a mortgage broker, and an investment banker on a chain gang? A goog start.
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Realtor Eyes

Bulging bugged-out eyes like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's.
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