Re•yard•ed - Meaning: of being so mentally incapacitated that you are only comparable to a yard (or lawn) because vegetable wasn't accurate enough.
I visited my friend who was taking care of a reyarded girl yesterday. She just sat on the couch sprawled out and motionless for the duration I was there for.
by Smol Meme Account August 3, 2017
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