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reverse centaur 

a: One of a race of monsters having the body and legs of a man and the head of a horse.

b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.
"Dang look at Annie's hot body."
"Well the body is okay, but she is a reverse centaur!"
"Look there's another one! Their numbers are increasing!"
reverse centaur by FRATLEIST March 1, 2012
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Reverse Centaur 

3 people must be involved, one male urinates into a 2nd party’s nose, the third person drinks from the opposite nostril. Like a forbidden netty pot.
Zack urinated into Jeff’s right nostril as Ryan gulped it from left as it exited. They loved doing the reverse centaur.
Reverse Centaur by Lord Bobbicus January 30, 2025

reverse centaur

A machine that uses a human being as its assistant.

A reverse centaur can occur when companies force workers to use technology in ways that make their lives worse. For example, a worker might be forced to use AI to generate absurd amounts of comment that he cannot reasonably review but is still held accountable for the result of the AI. The worker cannot keep up at the pace of the technology but is there to be blamed for failures.

This is in contrast to a human being that uses a machine as an assistant (a “centaur”). In this case workers get to decide when and how to use the technology to their benefit and satisfaction.
The software engineer hated being a reverse centaur.
reverse centaur by exegete_ January 5, 2026

The Reverse Centaur 

A sex move in which someone bends over 90 degrees at the hip and giving someone else head.
"Yo your mom gave me the reverse centaur last night"

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026