When you're droppin bombs on a toilet with too much water in the bowl, and it splashes back at you, returning the fire
After 2 Qdoba burritos, i hit the restroom to drop a few bombs, but was met with Return Fire from the feisty bowl.
by messy_marv_32 February 20, 2010
In battle, return fire is retaliatory fire that is used to keep the enemy at bay during a conflict hiatus.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018
by John919818 November 20, 2017