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reprodouche 

When two pretentious, arrogant idiots generate offspring.

The male douchebag and female douchebaguette will typically meet at a club and mate later on that night. If the conditions are just right, eventually the douchebaguette yields a douchebagel. Learning from the example of the parents, the douchebagel becomes an even bigger douche then its parents were, and thus the cycle begins again.

This is an unfortunate inevitability which sustains the world population of douchebags, forever subjecting the rest of us to their unrelenting douchebaggery.
Everyone on MTV's Jersey Shore is such a douchebag; I hope none of them get drunk enough to reprodouche.
reprodouche by nycEVIL September 2, 2010
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Reproduce Asexually 

An intelligent way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
You know what, go reproduce asexually.

revodouchenary 

An adjective used to describe a thoughtless individual who has acted so douchey that he/she transcends all known forms of douchebaggery to set a new standard for generations of future douchebags.
The way Gerry treats the people he knows is downright revodouchenary. And you wonder why we don't hang out with him.
revodouchenary by B... August 17, 2009
The act of repopulating a species
The way to repopulate is to reproduce
reproduce by CL67 June 12, 2017

-reproduces-

This term is most commonly used in a role playing situation, when things are getting heated with your roblox boyfriend you use the term -reproduces- in the chat, it adds spice and is the more formal word for having sex.
Bob: Dang Susie you are looking really good, do you want to get in the bed?
Susie: Of course. -reproduces-
-reproduces- by Ripebagelz February 14, 2021

reproduce juice 

A bodily fluid that can make a baby
I think that girl wants some of his reproduce juice.
reproduce juice by Mattyyahoo December 28, 2017

re-reproduce 

when someone is not satisfied with their first round of kids and they want a do-over.
Q: "Dani, why do I feel like that guy is dating my womb?"
A: "Because he wants to re-reproduce with you and have a girl this time"
re-reproduce by glowlita November 17, 2009
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